maxattitude wrote:mines abit rude so if easily offended don't read ( you really want to though don't you)
a man staying at the ritz hotel in london removes a card offereing sexual services from a phone box. Back at the hotel he rings the number. a lady with a silky soft voice answers ans asks if she can be of any assistance. the man says " i'd like a blow job, a shag doggie style some mild bondage, finishing off with a soapy tit wank. is that ok? the lady replies " it sounds interesting sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first"
this one could go in the customer service area!!!!!!
Ha ha now that is funny :lol:
