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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby Kerri Carrier » 19 Nov 2009, 18:59

maxattitude wrote:mines abit rude so if easily offended don't read ( you really want to though don't you)
a man staying at the ritz hotel in london removes a card offereing sexual services from a phone box. Back at the hotel he rings the number. a lady with a silky soft voice answers ans asks if she can be of any assistance. the man says " i'd like a blow job, a shag doggie style some mild bondage, finishing off with a soapy tit wank. is that ok? the lady replies " it sounds interesting sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first"


this one could go in the customer service area!!!!!!


Ha ha now that is funny :lol:
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby Kerri Carrier » 21 Nov 2009, 12:45

Kip had this joke sent to him last night but I think its hilarious!!

Husband says to his wife "we should wash your knickers in Slim Fast, it might make your fat arse look thinner." Next day putting his pants on, he notices they're covered in powder. "Have you put talc in my pants babe? " "No" she replies, "******" miracle grow."

Whoops just got told off for including the swear word, but I'm sure you'll get it. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby Kerri Carrier » 22 Nov 2009, 17:41

Here's a laugh for you...

Guess what Chris is getting me for Christmas? Go on guess, give up?

Some KipFX business cards! Suppose it's better than a hoover :lol: And they are plastic too, bless him. Always about work, gotta love him.
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby Kip FX Design » 22 Nov 2009, 17:42

My happiness is your happiness! And they look great! Translucent, how cool are they!
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby seanstevens » 22 Nov 2009, 20:12

Kerri Carrier wrote:Here's a laugh for you...

Guess what Chris is getting me for Christmas? Go on guess, give up?

Some KipFX business cards! Suppose it's better than a hoover :lol: And they are plastic too, bless him. Always about work, gotta love him.


:lol:

A true romantic, love it.
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Dont be offended please

Postby ProductiseIT » 04 Dec 2009, 13:51

For some time, many of us have wondered who is 'Jack Shit'?

We find ourselves at a loss wen some1 says, 'You dont know Jack Shit'
Well,
thanks 2 my efforts u can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of
Knee Deep n Shit Inc.
In turn Jack Shit married No Shit.
The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the
twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school
dropout.
After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & she married Ted
Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Shit-Happens. Bull Shit travelled the world & returned home with an
italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So tel me now you dnt know Jack Shit!
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby maxattitude » 04 Dec 2009, 14:09

thats good very good
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Re: Friday Jokes & Stuff

Postby s.willett » 22 Feb 2010, 23:43

I now know a whole lot more S**t's, the one's in your post and the more local one's in and around our housing estate!

Great I love it! Adult humour at it's best.
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