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Yep, all going to pot!

Why on earth we are going this way I do not know, we have become a nation of chavs, the quick buck, not many people working their butts off to provide for their families anymore, but at least we have like minded people on here, lets you know that you are not the only one and that the good folks are out there, loving this place, but think I may sup some moonshine this eve!

again ( i'm an ex-submariner so what do you expect) this ones a little rude but here goes

The average icelandic cock size is 11 inches, average italian cock size is 9 inches, average american cock size is 7 inches and the average british cock size is 5 inches. THATS why mum's go to iceland!!!!!!!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

yours are so clean kip, i must have had a strange past.

No bud, I just know there are women on here! After growing up with 3 sisters and my mum, and now have 2 girls in the house, I know when to crack the jokes and when not too :)

Not telling you off lol, just sticking by my ways

all my jokes come from my wife, those nurses are worse than anyone. sorry if any offence caused.

No offence my side, I have been giggling like a trooper, and read the last one out to Kerri

I was going to say "keep 'em coming" colin, but after that last joke I don't think it is the right phrase to use :o

So, continue to post the jokes.

hahahahaha will do

:lol: We Do Not Serve Minors


A “C,” an “E-flat,” and a “G” go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”

So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, with the sopranout in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.