Networking Now

Now Part of www.FreeBusinessForums.co.uk

Canny codgers

just a place to drop in your jokes and giggles

Canny codgers

Postby SMART-HSS » 31 Mar 2010, 10:49

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.' :roll:
SMART-HSS
 
Posts: 10
Joined: 23 Feb 2010, 20:41

Re: Canny codgers

Postby Kip FX Design » 31 Mar 2010, 12:06

Haha, I shall have to remember that next time I say awwwww to a couple of wrinklies!

Great stuff!
User avatar
Kip FX Design
Site Admin
 
Posts: 388
Joined: 07 Nov 2009, 13:38
Location: Leicestershire

Re: Canny codgers

Postby Kip FX Design » 01 Apr 2010, 08:12

testing
User avatar
Kip FX Design
Site Admin
 
Posts: 388
Joined: 07 Nov 2009, 13:38
Location: Leicestershire


Return to Giggles and Guffaws

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron