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A painter, white washing the inner walls of a country outhouse, had the misfortune to fall through the opening and land in the muck at the bottom. He shouted, 'Fire! Fire! Fire!' at the top of his lungs. The local fire department responded with alacrity, sirens roaring as they approached the privy. 'Where's the fire?' called the chief. 'No fire,' replied the painter as they pulled him out of the hole. 'But if I had yelled, 'Shit! Shit! Shit! ', who would have rescued me?'

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mines abit rude so if easily offended don't read ( you really want to though don't you)
a man staying at the ritz hotel in london removes a card offereing sexual services from a phone box. Back at the hotel he rings the number. a lady with a silky soft voice answers ans asks if she can be of any assistance. the man says " i'd like a blow job, a shag doggie style some mild bondage, finishing off with a soapy tit wank. is that ok? the lady replies " it sounds interesting sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first"


this one could go in the customer service area!!!!!!

haha! That reminds me of Michael McIntyre who kept getting the wake up call, to keep calling back in 2 minutes! Kept asking her for coffee with him (or somthing) and then when she got shirty he said you are the one that keeps ringing me, priceless!

Can't remember if it was a DVD, TV or at the Notts concert.

This blog entry is a must read! Irish - French Public Relations

french letters are brilliant mate

@maxattitude: :lol: brilliant

@Kip: The French - Irish letters are fantastic. If OK with you I will send the link around the office here.

Of course buddy! I know Germans have a better sense of humour than given credit (no pun) for, meet some great Germans out in SE Asia, best deli in Makati is a big bear of a man, Mikey, proper p*** head!

I am just assuming that you work with Zee Germans?

Kip FX Design wrote:I am just assuming that you work with Zee Germans?

Lets see, in the office today we have;

1. East German (doesn't like the southern soft Germans)
1. Bavarian German (big into tradition, even carries a knife into work during Oktoberfest as it is part of the outfit).
7. German
2. French
2. Swedish
1. Polish

and me a true English guy who has a postcard on the wall depicting the famous 5-1 victory over Germany from 2001

.. (oh and the big friendly IT guy who pops in from time to time who is from Jamaica)

Excellent!

Sounds like a great office to work in Sean, I learnt when i was living in SE Asia, that we are all pretty much the same, its only those that have never really left this isle that think we are Brits! Am a true patriot and I love my country, but surprising what 'real' history uncovers, and not the normal school taught stuff!

heres a joke for you!!!!!!!!! the british justice system!!!!!! just heard on the news that a three year olds mum has sued another mum for her also three year old son attacking him, are people that desparate to get money for doing nothing.

is this just me or is this country getting more like usa day by day, soon i'll get down for weeing in a shop window !!!!!! i only doing late at night !!!!!