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Sing a song of Parliament,
Pockets full of cash,
Fraudulently claiming
And adding to their stash.
With their ploy discovered
They said they’d give it back.
If you or I had done the same
We'd promptly get the sack!



Sing a song of freebies,
Snouts all in the trough.
Giving back their ill got gains
Is just not good enough.
Sponging off our earnings
With a likely tale,
If working folk had done the same
They'd soon end up in jail.



Sing a song of fraudsters
Counting out their money.
They smile and look quite unashamed,
As though they think its funny.
Sitting in a secret place,
Counting out their dosh,
On plugs for baths and cleaning moats,

For crisps and orange squash.

Sing a song of MP’s
Who took us for a ride.
It's up to us election time
Their future to decide.
It's gone too far to bring back trust
Of anyone in power.
To most of us they'll always be
A shifty, crooked shower!!

Haha, how friggin true!

When I lived in the Philippines, i found their corruption brilliant, pay a fiver to get out of a speeding ticket, once bought a macdonalds for 3 cops so that I wouldn't get done for dropping a fag butt (and I never did it again)

But at least they do not hid it!

This government sucks! And so will the next!

Helen,

This is brilliant and if this is your own work; you should consider publishing a few in an e-book.

Brilliant, just brilliant.

Sorry, cant take credit for this one, it was anonymous on the email.